Squall: (fanning himself) its...so...FRIGGEN HOT!

Yuna: yeah well if you werent moving so much then maybe you would feel   cooler..

Tidus: i reckon...

Rinoa: how much degrees is it?

Tidus: The thermometer's stuffed....

Rinoa: must be at least 45 degrees

 

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Yuna: I KNOW! lets all go to the pool

FireBlood: (shivers) last time i went into the pool was when i turned into a human popsticle... and plus i enjoy this weather

Sephenovoa: well we aint stayin here jus cuz of you ya'know!

FireBlood: yeah well you guys can go without me.

Everybody except FireBlood: yeah wateva (goes to their rooms and packs all their stuff)

Sephenovoa: oh no ur not!

FireBlood: ...

Sephenovoa: Im gonna drag ur ass with me man!

FireBlood: piss off (backing away from Sephenovoa)

Sephenovoa: *chuckles*

FireBlood: did i say piss off? yes i did!

Sephenovoa: ... FREEZE!

FireBlood: (freezes)

Sephenovoa: hehehe...(carries him under the arm) common lets go

Tidus and Squall: (huddles in a corner) 

Squall: *whisper* you got the cam?

Tidus: yeah got it...you got the 10 times binoculars?

Squall: got it

Tidus: operation perve activated...

Squall & Tidus: (walks to Sephenovoa)

Sephenovoa: you guys ready?

Squall: damn right!

Sephenovoa:...(*thinks*: there alittle 2 happy...)... Oi! hurry up

Yuna: (walks out of the bathroom) all set

Tidus: (whistles) man...and since...WHEN... did you have long hair?

Yuna: since X-2...

Squall: *whispers to Tidus* since when did Yuna look so hot (lookin at her short shorts and a boob tube)

Tidus:since..now...

Sephenovoa: (looks at Yuna like a hooker) ur not goin to the pools doin business Yuna..

Yuna: ur just jealous

Sephenovoa: What?

Yuna: that you dont have a body like mine!

Squall & Tidus: i wouldnt take that...

Rinoa: (walks out of the bathroom) hello where set!

Squall: maybe i should rethink that...(looking at Rinoas bikini)

Sephenovoa: (puts his head on his face) oh my rice...

Rinoa: well if ur not letting me and Yuna go like this we're not going out with you 2 the pool

Sephenovoa: well in that case fi--

Tidus: (steps on Sephenovoa's toe) well! it doesnt matter...common move along ladies..

Sephenovoa: arghhh......  ..... ..... i think you broke my toe!

 

AND SO EVERYBODY GOES TO THE POOL...WALKING....WALKING................

 AT THE POOL...

 

FireBlood: wah?

Sephenovoa: ur at the pool...

FireBlood:...nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Sephenovoa:....yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

FireBlood: hmm well i will be at the life savers spot (climbs onto the chair and  kicks the other lifesaver off) piiiisss offff

Squall: (Dives in the pool holding the binoculars) hmm our first target...

Tidus: (Dives In the pool) hmm...cam ready (looks around) aha! over their!

Squall: where? (looks around)

Tidus: those group of girls

Squall: target locked on (goes under the water)

Tidus: (goes under the water)

 

Meanwhile....

 

Rinoa: aaaa...(goes in the pool) so cool

Yuna: heaven

Rinoa: shit...

Yuna: what?

Rinoa: look those group of guys

Yuna: trouble....

Guy one: hello ladies---

Yuna: SAVE it for girls who care..

Guy two: oooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo...fiesty

Guy three: lol lol common

Rinoa: (sigh) you guys are messin with the wrong poeple...(gets up)

Guy One: ooOOOOOOOoooo and what are you gonna do eh?

Rinoa: (does a side kick to guy one's head)

Guy one: (gets thrown to the other side of the pool)

guy 2 : yeah aaaa...maybe we shouldgo talk to girls who care (runs of)

Guy 3: aaa..aaa... yeah...(runs off)

Yuna: (claps her hands) well done!

 

Meanwhile....

 

Sephenovoa:.... so boring....

FireBlood: then why did you even bother to come.....NO RUNNING YOU DICKHEAD.....HEY YOU......YEAH YOU....NO SPITTING!!!

Sephenovoa: cuz i can relax and not stay in the appartment to long

FireBlood: why dont you get in the pool

Sephenovoa: *laughs* I'll automatically freeze everythin

FireBlood...oh well (looks at the pool) what the...

Sephenovoa: what/

FireBlood: the pools turning dark blue..

Sephenovoa: oh i heard they put new sensors that when they detect piss the water around them turn dark blue

FireBlood:........ ...... ..... EXCUSE ME..... ...ATTENTION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.... SOMEONE IN THIS POOL HAS PISSED IN IT---

Everybody: *gasp*

FireBlood: YES I KNOW ITS HORRIBLE..SO I ADVICE YOU NOT TO GO NEAR THAT DICK HEAD (switches on the spot light to point at him) WHO JUST PISSED IN HIS PANTS...AT LEAST 20 METRES AWAY FROM HIM

Squall: OMG OMG HELP! the blue is reaching me help

Tidus: (gets out of the pool) hold my hand!

Squall: no! the camera, get the camera!

Tidus: (gets the camera and only sees Squalls hands holding the edge og the pool)

Squall: ahhhhhhhh!!!! its got me! im melting...MELTING!!!

Tidus: (sees Squalls hands slipping)

Squall: *gurgles*

Tidus: My friend...you would be put down in history for the man who perved on 1000 000s and 1000 000s of girls (sings the ANZAC day theme and salutes) les we forget....ANYWAY (chucks the camera into his pocket)

Squall: *coughs* (gets up from the pool)... ... ... .. .. . . .

Tidus: (turns around) Squall! you alright?

Squall: y-es...you got the cam

Tidus: yeah

 

Meanwhile..

 

Sephenovoa: .... *sighs* ....(looks at FireBlood on the chair) hehehe (crwals up the chair behind FireBlood)

FireBlood: OI! NO CUTTING LANES! ..huh... what? (looks around and sees Sephenovoa ready to push him into the pool) hey...no...dont you da--

Sephenovoa: (pushes FireBlood into the pool) muhahahahahahahah!!!

FireBlood: nooooooooooooooooooooo (falls into the pool)

 

Instantly the hole pool turns hot and everybody gets out

 

Sephenovoa: ... ....???

FireBlood: SEE! that is why i dont go into the pool!

Everybody:...

 

 

                                  THE END...and they had a WONDERFUL TIME